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coloring books

The Trans Affirmation Coloring Book
Self-published November 2018

If you're transgender, non-binary, or another gender under the wide and wonderful trans umbrella, the Trans Affirmation Coloring Book is for you. With ten coloring pages celebrating trans identity, beauty, and relationships, this book is a reminder to treat yourself kindly, because who you are is amazing. 


Also, everyone in this book is trans.


Find this book for FREE or pay what you want on Gumroad!

a coloring book explaining cats
Self-published late 2017

Why do cats do the weird things they do? Why do we let these pointy, inconvenient creatures and their buttholes into our homes?


This book explains cats (and why we love them) with 26 fun and informative coloring pages.

Find this book at:

Amazon * Theo's table at conventions * or ask for it at your favorite bookseller!


A digital print-at-home version of WHY CAT WHY is available on Gumroad!

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring & Activity Book
Sourcebooks, spring 2017

Unicorns are back and even bigger jerks than ever!

The coloring book that exposed the cold, hard, sparkly truth is back, this time with more shocking truths about unicorns. With twenty-seven new coloring and activity pages, Unicorns Are Jerks: Coloring and Activity Book is your ultimate guide to the wily ways of our single-horned friends.

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AmazonBarnes & Noble * Many other booksellers!

The Aggressive Self-Care Coloring Book
Self-published late 2016

Having a rough day, week, or year? Here's a little coloring book full of enthusiastic self-care reminders. Because you deserve better than this shit.

This book contains ten 8.5x11" coloring pages for you to print out and color on your home printer. Pay what you want, $0 and up - if you need this, please take it.

(Contains swears and love.)

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The Robot's Guide to Love:
a coloring book of romantic advice
Self-published spring 2016

Robot friends! Did your sentience come with a longing for love? Do love interests run from your laser eyes? Does your programming lack a flirtation protocol? Then you are holding the right coloring book! The Robot's Guide to Love features 22 pages of romantic advice sure to help any robot find a human, robot, or toaster to love.

Find this book at:

AmazonBarnes & Noble * Theo's table at conventions

The Apocalypse Coloring & Activity Book:
A Survival Guide That's Fun for Every Bunker
Lark Crafts, spring 2016

The apocalypse has dawned—and this fun-filled book is the perfect diversion as you await the zombie attack. Color in a picture to reveal an “inspirational” message. Solve a crossword about what’s in Jimmy’s survival pantry. Design a vehicle to drive across the wasteland. Match the alien to the method of global destruction. Don’t go into your bunker without it!

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AmazonBarnes & Noble * Many other booksellers!

Mer World Problems:
a coloring book documenting hardships under the sea
Sourcebooks, spring 2016 (originally self-published 2014)

Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties. This coloring book features twenty examples of the most pressing issues mermaids face, including socially inept sea turtles, barnacle breakouts, interpersonal issues with fish, lack of wifi, and more.

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AmazonBarnes & Noble * Many other booksellers!

Dinosaurs With Jobs:
a coloring book celebrating our old-school coworkers
Sourcebooks, spring 2016 (originally self-published 2013)

Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. This coloring book features 20 examples of the dinosaur driving instructors, dog groomers, astronauts, tech support specialists, and more whose work makes our world a better place.

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AmazonBarnes & Noble * Many other booksellers!

Unicorns Are Jerks:
a coloring book exposing the cold, hard, sparkly truth
Sourcebooks, spring 2016 (originally self-published 2012)


Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks.

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AmazonBarnes & Noble * Many other booksellers!

Fat Ladies in Spaaaaace:
a body-positive coloring book
Sourcebooks, spring 2016 (originally self-published 2011)

There's a whole universe of body types out there, and they all deserve to be represented. This coloring book features eighteen fat scifi heroines doing what they do best: trekking across the time and space, blasting off into adventure, and saving the day.

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AmazonBarnes & Noble * Many other booksellers!

Lorenz - Trans Self-Care Workbook - Cove
The Trans Self-Care Workbook
Jessica Kingsley Press, fall 2020

If you're transgender, non-binary, or any other gender under the wide and wonderful trans umbrella, this book is for you. A creative journal and workbook with a difference, this book combines coloring pages celebrating trans identity, beauty and relationships, with practical advice, journaling prompts and space for reflection to promote self-affirmation and wellbeing.

Drawing on CBT and mindfulness techniques, the book covers topics including body positivity and neutrality, coming out, euphoria and dysphoria, building new friendships and navigating relationships with your friends and family, and is the go-to resource for anybody who has ever felt the pressure to conform to a singular definition or narrative.

Find this book at:

Amazon * Barnes & Noble * Your bookstore of choice! (I recommend Room of One's Own)

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