I'm a paragraph. Click here to add your own text and edit me. It's easy.

Original Art for Sale!

Drop a line to Theo at theonicolelorenz@gmail.com or via the Contact Form to purchase original art and illustrations. All sales are on a first come, first serve basis. 

All original pages of Unicorns Are Jerks and Fat Ladies in Spaaaaace come with a free signed copy of the book the page is taken from. Original art might include minor mistakes that were Photoshopped out before printing.

Unicorns page 1

Unicorns page 1

$50 "Everyone thinks unicorns are pure and magical, but really they're jerks." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12".

Unicorns page 2

Unicorns page 2

$50 "Unicorns use up all of your shampoo." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12".

Unicorns page 4

Unicorns page 4

$50 "Unicorns borrow your clothes without asking permission and stretch them out." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12".

Unicorns page 5

Unicorns page 5

$50 "Unicorns judge your taste in music." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12".

Unicorns page 6

Unicorns page 6

$50 "Unicorns dine and dash." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12".

Unicorns page 7

Unicorns page 7

$50 "Unicorns talk and text in movie theaters." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12".

Unicorns page 9

Unicorns page 9

$50 "Unicorns sing breakup songs around you when you've just been dumped." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12".

Unicorns page 10

Unicorns page 10

$50 "Unicorns fart in elevators. On purpose." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12".

Unicorns page 11

Unicorns page 11

$50 "Unicorns monopolize the ball pit and don't let anyone else in." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12".

Unicorns page 12

Unicorns page 12

$50 "Unicorns never listen." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12".

Unicorns page 14

Unicorns page 14

$50 "Unicorns eat your leftovers. YOU WERE SAVING THAT!" Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12".

Unicorns page 15

Unicorns page 15

$50 "Unicorns spend the whole trip sulking because you wouldn't let them drive." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12".

Unicorns page 16

Unicorns page 16

$50 "Unicorns are the worst house guests, and they never leave." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12".

© 2017 by Theo Lorenz. Proudly created with Wix.com.