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Original Art for Sale!
Drop a line to Theo at theonicolelorenz@gmail.com or via the Contact Form to purchase original art and illustrations. All sales are on a first come, first serve basis.
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All original pages of Unicorns Are Jerks and Fat Ladies in Spaaaaace come with a free signed copy of the book the page is taken from. Original art might include minor mistakes that were Photoshopped out before printing.
 Unicorns page 1$50 "Everyone thinks unicorns are pure and magical, but really they're jerks." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12". |  Unicorns page 2$50 "Unicorns use up all of your shampoo." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12". |  Unicorns page 4$50 "Unicorns borrow your clothes without asking permission and stretch them out." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12". |
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 Unicorns page 5$50 "Unicorns judge your taste in music." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12". |  Unicorns page 6$50 "Unicorns dine and dash." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12". |  Unicorns page 7$50 "Unicorns talk and text in movie theaters." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12". |
 Unicorns page 9$50 "Unicorns sing breakup songs around you when you've just been dumped." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12". |  Unicorns page 10$50 "Unicorns fart in elevators. On purpose." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12". |  Unicorns page 11$50 "Unicorns monopolize the ball pit and don't let anyone else in." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12". |
 Unicorns page 12$50 "Unicorns never listen." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12". |  Unicorns page 14$50 "Unicorns eat your leftovers. YOU WERE SAVING THAT!" Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12". |  Unicorns page 15$50 "Unicorns spend the whole trip sulking because you wouldn't let them drive." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12". |
 Unicorns page 16$50 "Unicorns are the worst house guests, and they never leave." Original page from Unicorns Are Jerks. India ink on paper, 9x12". |
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